Pets are People

Well what if things were backwards. You are now a pet. Your owner takes you for walks and every once and a while lets you pee in a bush. You sit in your little cage and there is a bowl of food. You go over and knaw on it, then get some water from that lick thing. A nap follows, you curl up under your shavings in the purple house thing. Rudely pulled from your sleepy hole, your owner has decided that it is play time. They stroke you and hold you and walk around the house with you and let their siblings stroke you. You try to escape from owners lap as they watch the loud picture box, but owner is always watching and always faster than you. Then they set you back in the cage. Now that you are wide awake from play time you play in your cage, only to have your lights turned off abruptly by now sleeping owner. Its no fun to play in the dark.